In a quiet cul-de-sac…
nobody can hear you file a grievance.
THE BOARD
A Story Of Fines, Fences, And Fiduciary Duty
YOUR NEIGHBOR WHO MEASURES GRASS • AN UNREAD EMAIL CHAIN
AND INTRODUCING — YOUR SPECIAL ASSESSMENT
OFFICIAL STATEMENT — DECLASSIFIED
The Board is aware of an ██████████████ website that may raise concerns regarding the ████████████ of the CVHA. We caution that its contents may contain ████████, ██████████, and ████████████████████████████. We remain committed to ████████████████████ and ██████████████████████████████████████.
A FULL-LENGTH FEATURE OF RECEIPTS, MINUTES, AND QUESTIONS THEY HOPED YOU WOULDN'T ASK.
This website is external, unsanctioned, and — per the Board itself — not an official HOA website. Any resemblance to persons serving on said Board, living or retired, is entirely intentional.
No covenants were harmed in the making of this site.
Contents may include: public records, direct quotes, and reasonable questions.
DOSSIER GOES LIVE IN
A PRESENTATION OF
CONCERNED HOMEOWNERS PICTURES
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